Here are mine:
Nick wrote:
A while ago, I was exploring an abandoned river cruise boat on the Yarra,
A mate jumped onto the deck of the first boat, followed, we're then onto the second boat, tied to the first, and from nowhere this guy pops up and yells "What the **** are you doing, get out of my house" (this was definitely not a house, this was a burned out boat), after we left (No point being dickish to the poor guy) we were laughing so hard we almost fell over.
I must admit though, seen many squats, never actually seen anyone in them really, and I've been day & night on numerous occasions.
Nick wrote:Midget wrote:Must have been quite a comical moment. I'm tempted to say that to explorers I come across in abandonments now.

I went through a stage of exploring in Fluro Jackets, works rather well as everyone assumes you're meant to be there, annnnnnnyway, we were exploring somewhere near'n'dear and found some kids doing graff on this building, so I had a real go at them. They assumed I was security or something, I gave them a huge telling off & went through their backpacks and removed all the spray paint & deleted all their photos. Looking back, twas a bit of a **** Move, but they didn't ever try and stop me, or ask who the hell I was or what I was doing in this abandoned building or notice the fact I was their age at the time, I hope, they stopped spray painting things after that...
We were also exploring a disused part of Melbourne Uni, and a female security guard appeared and yelled "Stop! What the hell are you doing" and without missing a beat my friend says "I'm just looking for a place too pee, you people have no working toilets here." We were laughing rather hard as we were escorted out.