Did you hear the one about the copper thief, who got done for stealing copper from the substation, and sued because he got electrocuted? The local newspaper reported the case as being absolutely shocking! Shocking, get it , get it? (forgive my pommy humour)
As I was walking through Earl's court, Into a pub I was lured,Where a nosey pom said: "Where are you from?"
As I downed the amber fluid,I said: "Get it straight,I'm an Aussie, mate, And I'm fixing to get plastered.
But the beer is crook,And the birds all look like you, you pommy......."
