We were setting up the Christmas Village. Myers kept all their Xmas displays in an abandoned, wait for it, Telstra (still signed as Telecom) Exchange.
To move all the gear over we had to hire half a dozen people to help so we got a bunch of Cave Clan people to work there. Of course they found a way into the Telecom Tunnels
The door of the exchange had a combo code lock on it, so we could come and go as we pleased. Fun times.
Also, regarding the photo. I wouldn't smile & the lady taking the photo said "I only have happy faces in my photos" but that only produced a shiteating grin so she says "just imagine you're girlfriend is giving you a blow job" & that awkward expression was the result.
She'd be sent to HR & fired these days